SIZZLETOWN Episode Guide
Ep 1: What’s It Gonna Be? 13/4/18
INTRO: Only three SFX/Why a podcast?
CALLER: Conrad – ‘Previously on The Mentalist’.
BREAK: Daryl Somers Show (Ugly Dave)/Straw Thief.
MESSAGE: Trevor Devon at Kryal Castle FM.
BREAK: McKinnon gig/Stacks of Slacks/Cod, Sole & Shrimp.
CALLER: Dion – iTunes card scam.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Deadly Kerfuffle - Book of the Week in Devonport.
INT: William Friedkin – French Connection chase.
Ep 2: Bathmat Warehouse 25/4/18
INTRO: Limited SFX again/Podworx tour.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Bathmat Warehouse.
BREAK: Daryl Somers Show (sketch death)/Mr Football - Lou Richards.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Busted Nut Comedy Festival.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Get Yer Dag On!/Cat calls in/Dual camera insertions.
INT: Peter Meager – Australian Review of Tweets.
Ep 3: Previously on Harrow 9/5/18
INTRO: Still only three SFX/Up to the roof (Magnificent Men).
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Pub Classic/Harrow/80s music.
BREAK: Previously on Harrow.
MESSAGE: Bane calls from Screen Australia.
BREAK: Nicolas Cage retirement/Cat calls again.
CALLER: Dion – Wild Bean Café/Court cases.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Childproof - Podcast Awards – Sturgo/Scarface story.
INT: Jason Statham – ‘Man and knife’.
Ep 4: Funnels 22/5/18
INTRO: Broadcasting from car – cop moves us on.
CALLER: Conrad – ‘Here come The Avengers’/Other podcasts.
BREAK: Cat calls/Dial-up cicadas/’Arble Darble’.
CALLER: Bryan Lyons calls from Werribee Treatment Plant.
BREAK: Matt’s beeping skills.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Speakola – Gay ATM.
CALLER: Driveway Guy – rams our car with his.
BREAK: On the Buses (camera scam)
CALLER: Harold Bitumen – Spambot business opportunity.
BREAK: What’s happening with The Doctor Blake Mysteries?
INT: Blakey – ‘The Inspector Blake Mysteries’.
Ep 5: Possum Bother 6/6/18
INTRO: Possums in the roof/NZ possums policy.
CALLER: Rod Sardonicus – Boat People/Homosexual marriage.
BREAK: Hot Desking correction/Migrate those podcasts.
CALLER: Dion – Metal detector/Second internet.
BREAK: Pacific Banana re-release.
CALLER: The Hater – Show is terrible/Flu shot.
BREAK: Cat Translator request.
CROSS-PROMOTION: TEAM Effort.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Barry Dickbag’s Metalfest.
BREAK: Possum Botherers release panther into ceiling.
INT: Desmond Bowie – David Bowie’s little brother.
Ep 6: This is Ashburton 20/6/18
INTRO: Podworx tour – do you have a dolphin in there?
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Tantric sex/$5 shop/Graffiti/This is Ashburton.
BREAK: Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance telemovie.
CALLER: Shane Couch – My computer is watching me.
BREAK: Matt’s dolphin.
CROSS-PROMOTION: HYBPA - ADbc clip.
CALLER: Brendan Fancy – Angry about Fancy Feast jokes.
BREAK: Cat Translator update.
INT: HAL 9000 – Tries to shut down podcast.
Ep 7: Nanobots! 4/7/18
INTRO: No time for an intro.
CALLER: Dion – Kiss of Life/Spoiler Blackmail/Nuber.
BREAK: Comedy FX/Dolphin breaks the Cat Translator.
CALLER: Reg Tankwater – Nanobots/Love Island.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Confessions of the Idiots.
CALLER: Server Guy – Other podcasts/Bill not paid.
BREAK: Downgraded to mono.
INT: William Friedkin – French Connection casting.
Ep 8: The Pikelet Man 18/7/18
PROLOGUE: Toilet humour warning.
INTRO: Tap-dancing postman.
CALLER: The Hater – Show still terrible/License photo.
BREAK: Daryl Somers Show (bad transitions).
CALLER: Dave Clacton – ‘Political Correctness Can Get Fucked’ festival.
BREAK: Cat Translator finally works.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Birds are stupid.
CROSS-PROMOTION: The Ash Williams Show.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Battery World/Poojogger.
SONG: ‘Mr Poo Guy’.
Ep 9: Waiting for Carbo 1/8/18
INTRO: Matt on Page 3/Volcanos.
CALLER: Fisher Stevens – Alan Jones silencedAfrican gangs.
BREAK: Why no sponsor?/Tony’s Logies gig - ‘Pingers’ controversy.
CALLER: Dion – Meeting Carbo.
BREAK: At the door: Colin Holcroft with petition/Dolphin in Matt’s van.
INT: Jack Nicholson – On working with Roger Corman.
Ep 10: A Lowering Cloud Over the Stalls 15/8/18
THEME: Original. (with party noise)
INTRO: Songs that feature a bed of partygoers (includes song).
CALLER: Conrad – Becoming an actor a la Marlon Brando.
BREAK: More Logies talk/Daryl Somers Show (dog with cancer).
CALLER: Shane Table – Opting out of My Health Record.
BREAK: Cops from Dolphin Squad York & Sargent looking for Matt.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Garbage truck and bin are colluding.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Chrissie, Sam & Browny – Grant Crapp/Why no sport?
INT: Les Cleary – Top snooker commentator.
Ep 11: Crapp’s Last Tape 29/8/18
PROLOGUE: Podworx manager demands language warning.
INTRO: Matt sending e-mails and emptying trash.
CALLER: Lorna Palethorpe – Plastic shopping bags.
BREAK: Late Night Dedication – Not All Men…don’t like Nashville.
CALLER: Dion – Domino’s and Bunnings scams.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Santo, Sam & Ed – Sam and Tony’s comedy husbands.
CALLERS: Phillip at Bank/Lloyd Muffler/Ian Teale (all wanting feedback)
BREAK: Feedback!/Dial 9 to hang up/Dicklord/Matt Scarface theme.
INT: Peter Meager – Nine Books/Writers festivals.
Ep 12: Sketch Happens 12/9/18
INTRO: Endless Perfect Match theme.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – No Sky News in railway stations/Snakadaktal.
BREAK: Perfect Match theme still going/Shows with word ‘skit’ in title.
CALLER: The Hater – Expired referral at podiatrist/chiropodist.
BREAK: Deano thank you – Matt’s FX barrage/Matt solo - On the Buses.
CALLER: Theo – Can’t think of a topic/Colours.
CROSS-PROMOTION: BLB (Blakey’s ‘Summer of 69’)/Perfect Match end.
INT: Simon Haight – ‘It should have been Tony Abbott’.
Ep 13: Nightbird 26/9/18
INTRO: Tony tries to bribe construction workers to be quiet.
CALLER: Dion – Nut Butter case back on/Incident at Maccas drive-thru.
BREAK: Tony in ‘Peter Harvey’ Google search/Matt iRock lookalike.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Big Men’s Paradise/Au pair invasion.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Tony’s Sons and Daughters Twitter gallery.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – If ‘man’ won’t bring him food, will catch ‘nightbird’.
CALLER: Dion (pt 2) - Lawyer arrested/Needs Tony for character reference.
INT: David Lynch – Will do TV commercial for us/Floats away.
EPILOGUE: ‘It’s the end bit’ song.
Ep 14: Tongs for the Squeamish 10/10/18
PROLOGUE: ABCfm – Cold Hard Cash!
INTRO: It’s our ‘Classy’ episode – what other shows did for Ep 14.
CALLER: Reg Tankwater – Kids obsessed with screens/Mission: Impossible.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Damian Cowell’s Disco Machine.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Feminist comedy at The Busted Nut.
BREAK: Tony does a dolphin deal for Matt with explosive results.
INT: Jason Statham – ‘The Gig’/ Shakespeare and self-deprecation.
Ep 15: Inappropriate Developments 24/10/18
PROLOGUE: Language and jazz warning.
INTRO: Tony and Matt welcome our new Spotify listeners
CALLER: Irving Sempleton – Manager of Spotify.
BREAK: Movie Title Line: The Big Country.
CALLER: Theo – Still can’t think of a topic.
BREAK: Bees hate jazz.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Chrissie, Sam & Browny – Barry Football.
MESSAGE: Barry Football – sexting scandal.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Having birds arrested/Patch of sun.
BREAK: Turning down game show to keep doing Sizzletown.
CALLER: Clive Howlett – Powerball win.
CALLER: Dion’s Lawyer – Dion facing Nut Butter-related charges.
BREAK: Tony’s question about the Teacher’s Pet podcast
INT: Guthrie Runter – Property developers /Blowjobs.
Ep 16: Nut Butter Express 7/11/18
PROLOGUE: Dolphin traders hospital room.
INTRO: No time for an intro.
CALLER: Conrad – The next R. Lee Ermey/Oil rig/Mayoral robes.
BREAK: Matt back from Fiji/Joy Division Sussan jingle.
CALLER: Dion – Home with ‘ankle bracelet’/Buying Blind.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Mad as Hell – ‘Tony Martin’ on Newstopia.
CALLER: Harold Bitumen – Further Spambot opportunities.
BREAK: Shootout in the control room.
INT: William Friedkin – William Peter Blatty’s terrible script.
Ep 17: Dub Version 21/11/18
PROLOGUE: Podworx manager post-‘bloodbath’/Theme is ‘scratched’.
INTRO: Stuck in dub/Repeated sound effect.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Reverse racism/It’s OK to be white/Radiohead.
BREAK: Cooking show promo/RIP John D. Lamond.
CALLER: Shane Curtains – Dick pic database.
CROSS-PROMOTION: ‘Making Muffins’ by Oliver Clark.
CALLER: Clive Howlett – Eating chips from a bag on the freeway.
BREAK: Sizzletown T-shirts now available.
CALLER: Warren Staples – Drops dolphin from helicopter.
BREAK: Podworx manager (Heathcote Shiraz) can’t see dolphin.
INT: David Smallwood – From Diversity Council. Show is ‘problematic’.
EPILOGUE: ‘No secret ending’ song.
Ep 18: Hey Matty! 5/12/18
THEME: Epic (with ‘decrepit conductor’ intro.)
INTRO: Three sounds including Inception ‘Bwaaa’
CALLER: The Hater – Loyalty card.
BREAK: Noisy movie trailers.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Christmas shows at The Busted Nut.
BREAK: Matt’s noisy Sizzletown 2019 trailer/T-shirts still available.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Temporary bird/Dog on string.
BREAK: No cross-promotion – bees invade Matt’s control room.
CALLER: Dion – Has been paid a fortune for his ‘Nuber’ idea.
SONG: ‘Hey Matty!’
EPILOGUE: Tony encounters Pete Smith outside Podworx.
Ep 19: Bento Box 7/2/19
SPONSOR: Heathcote cancels eviction due to Allegiance Wines.
SKETCH: Teacher’s Pet-style investigation into Matt’s ‘activities’.
INTRO: ‘Hey Nineteen’ – Matt has nineteen sound effects.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Granddaughter is ‘undecided in gender dept’.
BREAK: Sinatra coincidences/Tony Martin insult on The Deuce.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Sugarcube incursions/Raised media profile.
SPONSOR: ‘Severed Arms’ cab sav/Roland Mulberry too loud next door.
CALLER: Rodney Pyles – Brexit.
BREAK: Tony accused of anti-NZ racism back in ‘Tim & Phul’ days.
CALLER: Dion – Has a butler/Neil Diamond ‘What’s It Gonna Be?’
EPILOGUE: Matt’s leftover SFX.
Ep 20: The Podcast That Goes Wrong 21/2/19
SPONSOR: Read is accompanied by inappropriate typing.
INTRO: Tony’s neighbours’ drunken singing/Jazz restores late night vibe.
CALLER: Shane Door – Leap year conspiracy/TV sending messages.
BREAK: Byron Bay ‘dick sculpture’.
CALLER: Conrad – Did the Bird Box Challenge.
SPONSOR: ‘Severed Arms’ cab sav/‘Bionic’ FX to silence Roland Mulberry.
CALLER: Clive Howlett – Good One Insurance/Toilet iPad.
BREAK: Mariah’s World line/Tony’s first joke.
INT: Peter Meager – Programming MTC/Plays that ’go wrong’.
Ep 21: A Legal Mix of Menthol and Sugar 7/3/19
SPONSOR: Tony does read from car while running late for show.
INTRO: Matt starts show. This Is Us music keeps kicking in.
CALLER: Dion – Still under house arrest/Global warming.
BREAK: Tony watched Queen of Outer Space.
CALLER: The Hater – Berates us for returning/Brian on Escape to the Country.
SPONSOR: Allegiance are award-winners.
MESSAGE: Barry Football – ‘A legal mix of menthol and sugar’.
CALLER: Reg Tankwater – Cleanfluencers/Mental Hygienist.
BREAK: Roland Mulberry is a ghost!
INT: Willem Dafoe – His many movie deaths.
Ep 22: Clacton’s Folly 21/3/19
SPONSOR: Tony placates Tim from Allegiance while cooking stir-fry.
PROLOGUE: ‘Previously on Sizzletown’
INTRO: Heatcote interrupts/Tony and Matt’s audible thoughts.
CALLER: Creyton – Doesn’t want exit row responsibilities.
BREAK: ‘Mopping Up’/Living with a book editor.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Threatens to call RSPCA/Avoiding paparazzi.
SPONSOR: Channel Ten ‘cupboard’ clip/Where’s Dave Clacton?
CALLER: Dave Clacton - Severed Arms wine/Busted Nut 2019.
BREAK: How young people see Rolf Harris.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Windscreen World/Paul Bongiorno statue.
BREAK: Strange Roland Mulberry-Pete Smith connection.
INT: Tum – Discusses Tum & Phul break-up.
Ep 23: Crisps 4/4/19
PROLOGUE: Warning about almost everything in show.
SPONSOR: Matt adds morse code to Tony’s read ‘for sailors’.
CALLER: Norrie Rolle – Doesn’t know who he’s called.
INTRO: Matt looking suave with ‘El Bimbo’ theme music.
CALLER: Irving Sempleton – Used to run Snapchat and NASA.
BREAK: Why the Martin/Molloy albums can’t be re-released.
CALLER: Dion – Apartment-selling plan/Hinder-Tinder.
SPONSOR: More on M/M albums/Sound effect for each wine.
CALLER: Dick Roundabout – Roundabout Finances/Keeps saying ‘crisps’.
BREAK: Denton mistaken for Tony/Shooting at Mulberry’s former home.
INT: Simon Haight – Pell innocent/Eating Tony Abbott’s onion.
Ep 24: Local Galoots 18/4/19
SPONSOR: Tony is continually prompted by Matt.
INTRO: Tony starts endless Berocca.
CALLER: The Hater – Brian wants his Private Practice DVDs back.
BREAK: Cops York & Sargent return due to shooting in last episode.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Gangs of blackface entertainers/Weezer.
SPONSOR: More medals for Severed Arms cab sav.
MESSAGE: Barry Football – ‘A widely circulated video of my penis.’
BREAK: ‘Rock! and Sport!’ promo.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Sugarcube feud continues/Baffled by ‘Reverse Me’.
CROSS-PROMOTION: Glennridge Secondary College - triggers a single bee.
SKETCH: TAB robbers on Escape from the City.
EPILOGUE: Endless Berocca continues.
Ep 25: St. Bogan 2/5/19
SPONSOR: Berocca still going/Read accompanied by shark warning.
INTRO: Another Podworx tour/Heathcote has spotted cops watching studio.
CALLER: Dion – Psychic Hotline/Gone ‘fully crypto’/Magnetic slurpee.
BREAK: On the Buses – studio audience very quiet.
CALLER: Rodney Pyles – Tries to explain On the Buses.
SPONSOR: Allegiance Kindred has dolphin label?/New T-shirts .
BREAK: Heathcote delivers exploding videotape. Matt saves the day.
INT: Chef Marius – Bad behaviour of patrons at his restaurant.
EPILOGUE: ‘That’s It’ song.
Ep 26: Ghostfist 16/5/19
SPONSOR: Tony performs skateboard tricks during read.
INTRO: No time for an intro – straight to callers.
CALLER: Fisher Stevens – Long story about African gangs.
CALLER: Ian Teale – Saw Tony having key cut.
CALLER: Outraged Man – Women won’t allow themselves to be miniaturised.
BREAK: Australian Podcast Award nominations.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – New shows at Busted Nut/Tax Department thwarted.
SPONSOR: Allegiance range/Tony confronts Roland Mulberry’s ghost.
BREAK: Heathcote describes Roland’s death/’Dumb birds’ on The Heights.
INT: William Friedkin – Mercedes McCambridge in The Exorcist.
EPILOGUE: Ian Teale visits the keycutter.
Ep 27: Inadequate Sentencing 30/5/19
SPONSOR: Newsreel-style vox-pop.
THEME: Original (with 30’s dance band intro and amendments)
INTRO: 2019 Podcast Awards/Comedy stings.
CALLER: Dick Roundabout – new office is on a roundabout.
BREAK: Burstyn/Bursteen story.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Pet Sematary cat.
SPONSOR: Another medal for the Severed/Tony calls an evasive Pete Smith.
CALLER: Stapleton – ‘I hope you rot in jail’.
BREAK: Listener Questions, inc Berocca still going; noisy Statham trailer.
CALLER: Conrad – Clactogram/Tries to describe MAFS.
BREAK: Show has run over. Only time for a quick song…
SONG: ‘Lou Reed’s Sizzletown’.
Ep 28: Golden Wonder 13/6/19
SPONSOR: Read accompanied by pissweak fireworks show.
INTRO: Show explained in song (with Matt on recorders).
CALLER: Norrie Rolle – Still doesn’t know who he’s called.
CALLER: Dion – Road trip with Higgins to every Wild Bean Café.
BREAK: Walking project/Warwick Capper ‘Braindead Prisoner’.
CALLER: The Hater – Post-awards spray/Booking pub for trivia night.
SPONSOR: Half of Severed Arms sold/Mulberry-related lift incident.
BREAK: Matt holds fort/Heathcote arrives post-explosion.
CALLER: Harold Bitumen – Spambot strikes again.
SKETCH: Pauline Hanson ‘cut and spliced so many times.’
EPILOGUE: Two weeks later: sprinklers still on in Heathcote’s office.
Ep 29: Gender Fluid 27/6/19
SPONSOR: Read in forest interrupted by logging and fire-ants
INTRO: Back at Matt’s – possums and cattle in the roof.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Compulsory sex-changes/Whiteboard Wonderland.
BREAK: Andre Rieu in waiting room/Opera singers singing non-opera songs.
CALLER: Shane Magazines – Catfished by James Charles/Moon footage faked.
SPONSOR: Kindred label has whales/Whale song – ‘Whole Lotta Love’.
BREAK: Tony seeks advice on Pete Smith affair from Jordan Peterson.
CALLER: Giles Baratheon – Has written new ending for Game of Thrones.
INT: Simon Haight – ‘ScoMo’/Serenades Tony Abbott with ’Fever’.
Ep 30: Gravy Loaded 11/7/19
SPONSOR: Tony attempts to do read on flying fox.
INTRO: Sneaking into building to Tchaikovsky/Heathcote has CCTV footage.
CALLER: Ray – Boiled egg prank backfired.
BREAK: Girlfriend’s mum keeps e-mailing Bill Shorten’s office.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – ‘Racial Slur Month’ at The Busted Nut.
SPONSOR: ‘Mixed twelve wines’ in SFX.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Sugarcube a ‘buckethead’/Internet cats.
CALLER: Dion – Trying to evade cops in Wodonga Macca’s drive-thru.
Ep 31: Slightly Different 25/7/19
SPONSOR: Matt (on holiday) has left SFX to accompany the read.
INTRO: Matt now working on Kennedy Molloy.
CALLER: Conrad – Won a draft excluder at the pub quiz night.
BREAK: Joy Division David Jones jingle.
CALLER: Neil – Found ‘House of Bulger’ DVD at post office.
SPONSOR: New wine ‘The Vortex’.
CALLER: The Hater – Bags Tony on Logies/Apple Genius Bar.
BREAK: Logies titbit/Heathcote has the lift explosion footage.
INT: Bryan Lyons – The latest from Werribee Treatment Plant.
EPILOGUE: Lift bomber revealed!
Ep 32: A Bigger Gulp 8/8/19
SPONSOR: Conrad does the read.
INTRO: Tony addresses the Ash Williams lift bomb accusation.
CALLER: Dion – Wollongong/Judgement Night/Wild Bean notes.
BREAK: Ash’s message appears to confirm his innocence.
CALLER: Gary Gulp – ‘Libtards’/Big Gulps now bigger.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Medical marijuana/More African gangs/Pulp.
SPONSOR: A fourth medal for the Severed/Tony falls into The Vortex.
CALLER: Norrie Rolle – The usual confusion.
BREAK: Berocca still not dissolved
INT: Peter Meager – Back in publishing at Pink Ink.
EPILOGUE: Tony finds a hole in Ash’s story.
Ep 33: Danglemouse 22/8/19
SPONSOR: Heathcote throws knives at Tony as he does the read.
INTRO: Overworked Matt not getting enough sleep.
CALLER: Conrad – Getting recognised after his Ep 32 voice-over.
BREAK: ‘New features’ – Tony recalls The Spoonman’s ‘hypotheticals’.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Doing his own ‘Rocketman’-style movie.
SPONSOR: Severed Arms has won a fifth gold medal!
BREAK: Cops York & Sargent report disappearance of Ash Williams.
CALLER: Fisher Stevens – Shipping baby formula to China.
BREAK: Broadway musicals referencing historic figures in song.
INT: William Friedkin – Firing guns on the set of The Exorcist.
EPILOGUE: ‘Ow, stop hitting me’ song.
Ep 34: Unplugged 5/9/19
INTRO: ‘Unplugged’ explained/Beavis & Butthead FX.
TOPIC: Every movie Tony saw in 1980.
CLIP: Chrissie, Sam & Browny - Princess Diana reincarnated.
STORY: ‘The Dark Knight Triumphant in Classic Cooney Farce’.
Ep 35: Clodpoles 19/9/19
SPONSOR: Tony sucked in and out of Vortex during read.
INTRO: Matt only has three FX again, including overhead plane.
CALLER: Dion – Incarcerated in Wollongong.
BREAK: The ‘Trump pretends to have read the bible’ clip
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Waleed Aly making a bomb/Sexyland.
SPONSOR: Multiple Allegiance labels.
CALLER: Ian Teale – Saw Tony buying pens/Falls out of ceiling.
BREAK: Ash Williams trapped in the body of Roland Mulberry.
CALLER: Shane Restraining Order – What’s happened to iTunes?
SONG: Tom Waits – ‘Destination Sizzletown’.
EPILOGUE: The Ash Williams Show with Roland Mulberry.
Ep 36: Unplugged Rides Again 3/10/19
TOPIC: Every movie Tony saw in 1981.
CLIP: Chrissie, Sam & Browny – Heard at the movies.
STORY: ‘Irresponsible Journalism’.
Ep 37: The Tradie’s Mate 17/10/19
SPONSOR: ‘Previously on Harrow’-style read.
INTRO: ‘Sam Pang, Thank You Ma’am’.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Computer Box/Goldfinch flops.
MESSAGE: Barry Football – Another dick pic apology.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Heavy metal one-man bands/The Usual Dagos.
SPONSOR: More Matron talk.
CALLER: Reg Tankwater – ‘Greta Bloody Thunberg!’
BREAK: ‘Mopping Up’/Feminist in On the Buses.
INT: Simon Haight – ‘ScoMo, the Tradie’s Mate.’
Ep 38: Unplugged Goes to Monte Carlo 31/10/19
THEME: Steel Drum.
TOPIC: Every movie Tony saw in 1982.
CLIP: Chrissie, Sam & Browny – ‘Tits and Schnitz’.
STORY: ‘Optimus Schmoptimus’.
THEME: Steel Drum.
Ep 39: Logic’s Doin’ Wheelies 14/11/19
SPONSOR: Roland Mulberry (containing Ash) does read.
INTRO: Show hiatus announced.
CALLER: Harold Bitumen – Fake Telstra email.
CALLER: Ian Teale – Hiding in boot of Tony’s car.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Floats terrible idea for Tony.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Inappropriate Development Apartments.
CALLER: Norrie Rolle - Still confused.
BREAK: On the Buses – final episode.
CALLER: Rodney Pyles – On the Buses movies.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Pill testing/Big Day Out.
CALLER: Shane Old Copy of Mayfair – Daylight Saving conspiracy.
CALLER: Clive Howlett – Restraining order hindering reunion with wife.
CALLER: The Hater – Turns tables by eavesdropping on Tony & Matt off-air.
SPONSOR: ‘Sizzle’ code offer to continue thru 2020.
MESSAGES: Willem Dafoe / Simon Haight / William Friedkin /
Bryan Lyons / Desmond Bowie.
CALLER: Reg Tankwater – Ant-Man a ‘documentary’.
CALLER: Giles Baratheon – Has written new ending for The Defenders.
CALLER: Dick Roundabout – Still no clients on roundabout.
CALLER: Irving Sempleton – Now the CEO of TikTok.
CALLER: Fisher Stevens – Alan Jones on ‘Struggle Street’.
BREAK: Cops York & Sargent arrive with solution to Mulberry case.
MESSAGES: Jason Statham / Trevor Devon / David Lynch /
Peter Meager / HAL 9000.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – ‘Bird of the Year’ competition is dumb.
CALLER: Dion – En route to the Goldie in a Kombi.
CALLER: Conrad – Recalls his first call/Drops his pen.
BREAK: Thank you and good evening.
SONG: ‘When it’s Sizzletown (You Better Be Ready)’
EPILOGUE: Berocca finally dissolves/Pete Smith guitar message/Blooper.
Ep 40: Unplugged Goes Bananas 28/11/19
TOPIC: Every movie Tony saw in 1983.
CLIP: Chrissie, Sam & Browny – Statham talk.
STORY: ‘In a Tree’.
Ep 41: Coronapanic Special 12/4/20
SKETCH: David Panic 1.
INTRO: Tony isolating, Matt has had trampoline delivered.
CALLER: Shane Fifteen Packets of Toilet Paper – Coronaspiracies.
SKETCH: David Panic 2.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Busted Nut goes on-line.
SKETCH: David Panic 3.
BREAK: Matt’s SFX barrage.
CALLER: Dion – Staying one step ahead of the Rona/Hazmat suits.
SKETCH: David Panic 4.
Ep 42: Objectionable Content 10/6/20
SPONSOR: Read hampered by poor Zoom quality.
INTRO: Tony in lockdown - tuba lesson next door.
CALLER: Niles Nyquist – Clementine Ford’s tweet.
BREAK: More tuba/’Objectionable to those under 15’ warning.
CALLER: Shane Tablets – Chinese Belt and Road theory.
BREAK: Matt fights dog.
SPONSOR: New Allegiance wine, ‘Sweet Betty’.
BREAK: Tony’s parcel forwarded to Border Force.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Savory Centers.
BREAK: Norman Swan cameo/Hoodie plug.
INT: Simon Haight – ‘Scomosas’.
EPILOGUE: Tuba player still at it.
Ep 43: False Flags 4/2/21
INTRO: No time for an intro – straight to callers.
CALLER: Shane Neighbour’s Cat – Capitol riots part of 5G conspiracy.
CALLER: Stoner – Cut off almost immediately.
BREAK: Welcome to the ep. Matt quite busy.
CALLER: Kerryn – Failed to engage cops in anti-mask argument.
CALLER: Stapleton – ‘I hope you rot in jail’ again.
BREAK: Tony in Orange/New sponsor: Factory Espresso.
CALLER: Colin Holcroft – Phosphate Paradise/Audiobooks/Vaccine.
CALLER: Theo – Thinks it’s a music quiz.
BREAK: 2020 Podcast Awards.
CALLER: Dave Clacton – Busted Nut re-opened/Film Trivia Quiz.
Ep 44: Mr Popper’s Pangolins 4/3/21
INTRO: Last Voyage of the Pong Su still a touchy subject for Matt.
CALLER: Dion – Quarantining in Dandenong/Mr Popper’s Penguins.
BREAK: Strange Tenants/The Tenant trailer.
CALLER: The Pikelet Man – Has a new ‘giant outdoor toot’.
BREAK: More Strange Tenants.
SPONSOR: Tony in Orange again/Beans!
CALLER: Wastewater Guy – Stop looking for Covid in Sewerage.
CALLER: Reg Tankwater – Suspicious of vaccine.
BREAK: Merch talk, with studio audience.
CALLER: Clive Howlett – Ex-wife has modified restraining order.
CALLER: @welcometothenannystate – ‘Dictator Dan’ song.
EPILOGUE: Still more Strange Tenants.